12/22/2002
Sn-a-a-a-a-kes!
Everyone knows Florida is lousy with snakes. Anytime somebody threatens to move here 'cause it's just so pretty and all, I say: well, how are you about snakes?" (pause) Then I go into descriptions of palmetto bugs and banana spiders if that doesn't have the intended effect. Well, in the Everglades, they have monster snakes as big as cypress logs. Yeah, you heard me right. Pythons! It's in the damn Herald so it must be true. (Dragonleg reads miami.com so I don't have to.) Note the subheads: MAY BE BREEDING ... GOOD SURVIVORS.
